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Articles by Nahom Melese

 

Jokes

 

A MILLION

 Mr. Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.  Looking up, he asks the LORD, "God, what does a million years mean to you?"  The LORD replies, "a minute." Smith asks, " and what does a million dollars mean to you?" The LORD replies, "a penny."  Smith asks, "Can I have a penny?" The LORD replies, "in a minute."

  

PROVERBS

The heart sees further than the head.

The World is a staircase; some are going up, some are coming down.

We can live without our friends but not without our neighbors.

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat, which is not there.

Charles Darewon

The mathematical rules of the universe are visible to man in the form of Beauty.

Joun Michel

When I am right no one remembers, when I am wrong no body forgets.

Kind words can be short & easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.

Mother Theresa

 
 
ALBERT EINSTEIN'S SAYING

 "If you put your head on a hot stove, a minute seems like an hour, but if you put a pretty girl on your lap, a hour seems like a minute.  That is relativity.

   

GOODBYE

 I would say goodbye

To whom ever I used to play,

With whom ever I used to study

Oh! Friends we are about to depart

A new phase of life we are going to start.

Oh the dreadful departure.

Death's little brother

So come to detach us, perhaps forever.

But, spiritually, I hope, we remain together.

Memory never allows us to forget each other.

I felt melancholy when I departed from my parents.

Now, I am feeling the pain of parting form my sweetest friends.

I am short of words

I only say thanks

Wishing you a good life to enjoy

I would say goodbye!

                                                                                       

 WHAT IS A FRIEND?

  

A friend is a smile.

A friend is a sanctuary.

A friend is the one door that is always open.

A friend is feeling of forever in the heart.

A friend is the one to whom you can give your key.

A friend is one of the nicest things you can have & one of the best things you can be.

A friend is someone who is always there and will always - always care.

A friend is a hand that is always holding yours, No matter where you are, No matter how close or far apart you may be.

A friend is a living treasure, and if you have one, you have one of the most valuable gifts in life.

 

PIECE OF ADVICE TO YOU

 

It is not what you eat but what you digest that makes you strong.

It is not what you earn but what you save that makes you rich.

It is not what you learn but what you remember that makes you wise.

It is not what you pretend but what you actually do that measures your capability.

 

TYPES OF MEN

There are four types of men.

1.      A man that knows, but does not know that he knows, that one is negligent so remind him.

2.      A man that does not know and knows that he does not know, that one is foolish, abandon him.

3.      A man that does not know and knows that he doesn't know, that one is ignorant, so teach him.

4.      A man that knows and knows that he knows, that one is intelligent, so follow him.

 

 

WHAT MAKES LIFE 100%

 

If A-Z is equal to 1-26    then:

HARD WORK

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D

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=98% ONLY

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23

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15

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11

 

 

KNOWLEDGE

 

K

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=96% ONLY

11

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14

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15

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23

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12

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5

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4

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7

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ATTITUDE

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9

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21

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4

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5

 

 

Therefore, a person with the right attitude is always winner.

 

A Crowd of Cows

 

If you were to see a cow in front of two cows, a cow behind two cows, and a cow between two cows, how many cows would you see altogether?

 Answer:

 You would see three cows standing in a line one would be in front of the other two, one would be behind the other two and one would be in the middle.

 

  

Put a Smile On Your Face

Kid:  So you punish people for things they don't do?

Teacher: No

Kid:  Great! I didn't do my homework.

 

                                                                       

Words of Wisdom from Children . . ..

Never trust a dog to watch your food.  (Patrick, age 10)

If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.  (Naomi, age 15)

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. (Joel, age 10)